Some Are Calling The HR Derby National Anthem The Worst Of All Time: You Be The Judge

Woooo boy. Look, the American National Anthem is by default patriotic as hell. It's sort of like how even bad pizza is still good because it's pizza. But sometimes that pizza falls on the floor and the floor is a pile of roaches...and that's sorta what happened here. Never since Fergie botched the Anthem at the NBA All Star Game has the country united over a version of the SSB so bad it's good. I'd never heard of Ingrid Andress before tonight, but every time I hear her from now on, I certainly will remember how mere days after the assassination attempt of Donald Trump, she united the country by belting a version of the Anthem so bad we all got closer as a country. You either have to be as good as Whitney Houston or as bad as Fergie to do such thing, and she nailed the latter with flying colors. We salute you, Ingrid Andress. Job well done queen.

PS: Klemmer banger.