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North Hampton Lady Arrested For Slapping A Pizza Box Out Of Couple's Hands

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NORTHAMPTONA 54-year-old woman was arrested in town Wednesday night after allegedly slapping a box of pizza out of the hands of two strangers, according to The Hampshire Daily Gazette. Northampton Police Capt. John Cartledge told The Gazette that the woman was angry over two people sitting on what she referred to as “her bench.” She screamed at them and slapped the box of pizza they were holding so hard that it fell onto the ground, reports said.The large cheese pizza was from Mimmo’s — known for its especially huge slices — and cost $12.57, the pizza owners told police.

 

Can we have real talk for a minute. What is more degrading? Getting bitch slapped in the face or having somebody slap a pizza box to the ground? I think it’s got to be the pizza box move right? Like once you get bitch slapped it’s over.  Sure you know it happened and the person who bitch slapped you knows it happened, but there isn’t blood everywhere. When somebody knocks your pizza to the ground it’s like seeing your kids die a slow gruesome death right in front of your eyes. Just slices strewn about everywhere. There is no coming back from that. I don’t know what beach these people were sitting on to deserve this treatment, but I’d throw this lady in solitary for this crime. Can’t have maniacs running around Northampton just knocking innocent pizza to the ground. Not on my watch you can’t.  Thoughts and prayers for the murdered pizza.