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It Would Appear That Richard Sherman Comments On Porn In This Edition Of Top Porn COTW

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If it’s Friday, it’s Top Pornhub Comments of the Week. A time when we can clear our minds of all the shame and guilt we’ve had building up during the week because at least we’re not these freaks who are commenting on internet porn. So let’s get right to it because there’s going to be a lot to digest here.

69luv-comeback
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You know what? I think I’m finally over 69luv69. I can’t keep up with him anymore. He goes missing for weeks, I finally get over the mourning process because I think he died, and then he just shows up again out of nowhere. But goddamn do I love him.

booooooo
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Looks like UFC fighter Anthony Johnson also dabbles in some pornog commenting. Dude in that fuck flick should have thrown her yoga mat. BOOOOOO.

broken-dick
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RIP b-man69’s dick. Gone but never forgotten.

cereal
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If you are someone who eats cereal without milk… I hope you burn in hell, you sick bastard. Now enjoy this crunchy tune.

evil-dick-demon
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Looks like Patrick Kane and his lawyer just found themselves a solid defense to work with.

flipper
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Not exactly the greatest comment ever but this was EASILY the most impressive move I’ve ever seen pulled in a pornog so I needed to add the link in here. Plus with SummerSlam this weekend, it’s pretty damn topical.

mediocre
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The Michael Crabtree of pornos.

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post-film1
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WHY DO WE NEVER ASK THESE QUESTIONS??? I’ve legitimately never thought about what happens once the cameras stop rolling. I mean, I assume it’s just the girl wipes the load off her face and then they both go on their merry ways. But now I’m genuinely curious.

P.S. – “After words”. Black Twitter meets the PH Comment Section.

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And here’s a response to the comment above. That shit escalated wayyyyy too quickly for my liking and now I’m no longer curious about what happens once they stop fucking.

And that wraps up this week in freaks. Just when you think these psychos can’t possibly get anymore bizarre, they got out and do just that week after week. Any golden comments you come across throughout your journeys to Pornhub can be sent in to @BarstoolJordie on the Twitter machine and will be reciprocated with a lifetime supply of friendship. Hope everyone has themselves a helluva weekend. And remember to stay sexy out there, ya perverts.