I'm Officially Buying Up All the Sarah Hyland Stock

BUY! BUY! BUY!
 
 

I actually have no idea how to buy real stock, but I just bought all the Sarah Hyland Internet stock in the world. This girl is taking baby steps to lighting the world on fire. I’ve been carefully monitoring her for years now, and now I’m scooping up ever share available. Buy buy buy! Once her Modern Family show ends, it’s going to be a free-for-all for this chick. Her Instagram is going to be turned flipped upside down. I don’t know where her ceiling is- is she on the Miley track? Will she go down the Lohan path? Maybe a road I don’t even know about yet? Can’t wait to see where she’s heading.