I Finally Got to Thank Derrick White For Getting Me My Job
FINALLY!!! I got to thank the man who got me my job. If it wasn't for Derrick White, the Heat would have won game six of the Eastern Conference Finals, and I would have been back home in Florida selling health insurance, but instead, here I am! Once I saw the DM from Dave, I knew I was getting the job. There was simply no chance in hell that Playoff Jimmy was gonna sell me out. I knew Tatum and them boys would crumble when it mattered most, and I was right. As a Miami guy, it's always fuck Boston, but technically speaking, the Celtics being ass got me my dream job, so for that I thank you. On a serious note though, I hope Derrick White gets traded because he was a cool ass dude, and you can tell how much he loves the game. Maybe one day he'll get traded to a team who actually knows how to win.
Take a trip down memory lane with me: