Great Video Of A Few Assholes Running For Their Lives After Disturbing An Elephant In The Wild

(Daily Mail) This is the moment two tourists run for their lives from a rampaging elephant before one of them trips over and is nearly trampled after they stopped to take a picture with the beast. 

The two men got out of their car to pose for a selfie with the elephant on the side of the road on January 31.

The elephant, who was ambling along the National Highway 766 that passes through Bandipur National Park in southern India suddenly went berserk and charged at the pair. 

While I may seem like a miserable fuck at times there are a few things in this world that I do truly love. Near the top of the list is when animals in the wild fight back against intruding humans who have no business being there. Couple tourists invading an elephant's environment to get a close picture? That ain't your home, amigo. Get ready to run. 

Another thing I love? Fat people falling on their face. So simple yet so enjoyable. 

Parlay the two together and you have yourself a very enjoyable video. Probably have watched it at least 10-15 times already and don't plan on stopping anytime soon. 

This is one smart elephant though. Elephants in general are pretty smart animals (based on the first Google search result I could find), but this one in particular is on another level. Think about it, if this fella attacked those two tourists and injured/killed them, then poachers almost certainly would come after him with lethal force. By chasing them away and nearly stomping the life out of this loser he gets the satisfaction of scaring the living hell out of those people while also having them vacate the area. Genius. 

The end result? These humans experience nightmares of this moment for the rest of their life while Mr. Elephant gets to go back to his colleagues like a complete bad ass. Maybe even gets his dick sucked by the smoke female elephant for such bravery and toughness. What a night that must have been. 

Team Elephant all the way. 

P.P.S. If this group of assholes also got fined and/or imprisoned for this it'd be so perfect. Please tell me that happened. 

According to officials, trespassing on prohibited forest land is punishable with imprisonment of up to three years, a fine of up to 100,000 ruppees or both.

P.P.S. I am not an Alabama sports fan. That's not why I'm pro-Elephant.