Hey Ohio's Tate! Let Me Guide You On How to Handle Being Hated by People You Never Met!

First things first, congratulations to Ohio’s Tate on becoming a full-time employee. Now we have another person to edit my 8th-grade grammar. Lol, jk, congrats Tate. Although you’ve technically been working here, I know what it’s like to get that DM from Dave even though yours was a direct offer and mine was a bet that I got lucky to win, but nevertheless, we both got what we wanted. Despite what anybody has to say, I’m happy for you, and you should be proud of what you accomplished. I’m also happy that there’s finally a new bad guy in the office.

I remember my first day like it was yesterday. Karim had already written three hit pieces on me before I had my morning coffee. Which surprised me because all I did was get hired, but you, on the other hand, absolutely murdered everyone in the NYC office, so they have a reason to hate you. I’d tell you how to handle the hit pieces, but I think it’s safe to say you already know how to do that.

Anyway, I feel like it’s my duty as the former bad guy to walk you through this process.

If you end up going to NYC, you're cooked. I’ve never been to that office, and I don’t know anybody there. All I know is, they don’t fuck with you. The only thing I could say is to show people that you’re more than a murderer and be a decent human being, and if you’re not that, good luck.

However, if you end up here in Chicago, keep unloading that clip. You’re safe here. It seems like all the fellas on the Yak are on your side, and to be real, that’s all you need.

Congrats, big slime.