Well I guess I appreciate the Post not mincing words? Just going right for it. Sometimes you wake up and a headline takes hard work and hours of trying out puns and crappy dad jokes, and then sometimes you wake up and the guy who is most likely going to get raped in prison is a spokesperson for foot long subs and the headline just writes itself. Hits you directly in the face, a fastball down the middle. It’s like when your favorite team has a weak strength of schedule. Don’t apologize for the easy ones, just take your victory, round the bases, and move on. Hats off NY Post, hats off.
Oh and Sticky Fingers in Charleston, SC may want to take down a few pictures in their restaurant, just a thought.