Rosie O'Donnell's Missing Daughter Turns Up With A Heroin Dealer She Met On Tinder In Jersey
Daily Mail – The schoolgirl daughter of TV comedian Rosie O’Donnell spent several days in the company of a man convicted of drug offences and who had been arrested for endangering a child, Mail Online can reveal tonight. Chelsea O’Donnell, 17, met known criminal Steve Sheerer through the online dating app Tinder, it can be disclosed. When she was apprehended at a house in Village Drive, Barnegat, New Jersey, last night, the runaway who had been the subject of an appeal by her mother, tried to hide in an attic with her puppy Bear. Sheerer, 25, first told officers she was not inside the property, but he was known to police officers who knew they could not accept his word at face value. Patrolman Nicholas Dapuzzo entered the property and found the teenager, wearing a black zip up hoodie, white shirt and jean shorts, huddled in the attic with her dog. Rosie had been engaged in talks with ‘associates ‘ of her adopted daughter for five days before calling in police on Sunday. The TV comic sent messages to her daughter Chelsea through intermediaries urging her to come back. It was only on Sunday that she called in police and reported the girl missing from her home in Nyack, New York. Yesterday O’Donnell publicly appealed for help to find her adopted daughter, the second eldest of her five children, and within hours she was found safe and well.
Every parent’s worst nightmare right here. And no, I’m not talking about a kid disappearing. I’m talking about you making a huge stink about your kid disappearing and then it turns out she just ran away with some degenerate she met on Tinder. Talking about “mental health” issues like she’s completely crippled with some sort of handicap when it turns out she’s probably just a depressed angsty teen who hates her family like 99% of the girls out there. Just doesnt like you and doesnt like being at home so she ran away with some heroin deal. Thats honestly my worst nightmare as a father. Getting the shit embarrassed out of me because me stupid kid decided to go live with a heroin dealer for a few days.
Baby Mama called it as soon as news broke that she was gonna turn up with a guy. I had a different theory. One that I think was still a huge missed opportunity. I thought for sure this was an elaborate ruse set up by one Donald John Trump. I thought he straight up paid to have this girl kidnapped for a couple days and he would then swoop in and be the hero to save her. Bury the hatchet with his long time rival for the sake of the girl’s well being to show the world he can mend bridges all while playing hero. Would have been an enormous amount of good PR and a huge move for the campaign. But, turns out she was just kickin it with a heroin dealer in Barnegat. I liked my version better.