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I Would Let Any Girl With a British Accent Ruin My Life

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I've probably been watching too much Harry Potter but I'm in love with girls who have a British accent. I don't know what it is, but it gets me every time. I'm a British accent hunter when I go out. She could be a 10/10 RPG missile or a 5/10 no leg bar crawler, if she has a British accent I'm going in for the kill. I would pay a British girl $100 an hour just to roast me. It's the hottest accent in the game and it's not even close. You could pay me $100,000 to watch Love Island USA and I wouldn't watch it, but once you put that Love Island UK on…. I'm locked on that TV like a dog on a t-bone. 

Again, I don't give a flying fuck about the show or the drama. I'm just there for the accent. If that's not good enough for you, enjoy this upper cut right from iron Mike Tyson.

"Of coooursee I caaarreee" Me too Dua Lipa, me too. 

A British accent makes any women instantly hotter. Even the ones that are already hot. For example, Hailee Steinfield, absolute rocket, 10/10 without an accent. Now watch this…

INSTANT UPGRADE. Find me ONE girl who isn't hotter with a British accent….. I'll wait.

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You already know I had to show my Queen some love. Everyone calls me crazy but I don't care. Emma Watson is my number 1 celebrity crush. Even when she's mad, it's hot as fuck. Shit, I'd probably leave my clothes on the floor just to hear her yell at me to pick them up. 

Honorary Accent Mentions:

Southern Girls - Something about that "darling" gets me every time.

Spanish/Italian - I don't know what the fuck they be saying, I just know they're fine as hell.

Russian - Call me crazy, but I think it's hot that they sound like they can whoop my ass.