A Couple That Roots For The Same NFL Team And Fights Fans Of Division Rivals Together, Stays Together
I'm not gonna lie, the weekly avalanche of videos showing fights taking place at NFL games around the country kinda had me losing the last shreds of faith I still had in humanity. But then these four fans of AFC West teams showed up and somehow gave me hope that mankind isn't completely fucked thanks to a little thing called love.
Fighting someone because they root for a different group of strangers playing a kids game will forever be completely idiotic to me. HOWEVAH, fighting someone because they are the significant other of a person that is currently trying to beat the shit out of someone you are with is romantic as fuck. Saying you will care for someone in sickness and in health is one thing. But to actually enter a brawl against two other randos in the scumbag sports fighting capital of the country is an example of how actions speak louder than words. Shakespeare himself couldn't have made a more delicious cocktail involving drama mixed with romance and I need to see the rematch between these four take place at the next Rough N Rowdy (or Gillie & Wallo Knockout Party which was an absolute delight).
Not only was that fight great to watch as a believer in love, but it was also great as an NFL fan because it featured enough parody to give Goodell a raging hard-on. Broncos Girl handled business against Chargers Girl as soon as shit got hairy while Chargers Guy was able to get the jump on Broncos Guy by throwing a sucker punch then seizing the high ground in what was better game planning than anything Brandon Staley has done this season.
The only bad part of this video is that it was being narrated by The Joker, even though he did a pretty decent job following the carnage while zooming in and out. I always appreciate when people focus of putting together a good video of a fight instead of trying to break it up. I also appreciate that every section of LA sports games will now have a designated ref to make sure the fighting is clean and doesn't go too far.
Okay that's probably not true but it should be. I can't wait to see what kind of beautiful carnage the City of Angels has for us next, which I imagine will be at the next home game for the Rams or the Chargers because those maniacs can't seem to go a week without a donnybrook hitting the internet.