As We Predicted, Jordan Poole and the Wizards Are Hilarious

As I blogged 10 days ago, the Wizards have potential to be the funniest team in sports. Are we gonna be good? Oh my god, not even a little. The Wiz would be lucky to win 20 games this season. But god damn if they aren't going to be hilarious while doing it. That's what happens when you give Jordan Poole the keys to the car and say "drive". And sometimes you gotta do it blindfolded, completely ignoring the 7'4 unicorn in front of you:

Incredible.

Suffice to say, this game is not going well....

We're a 2nd half team anyway.