De Blasio Vows To Crack Down On Topless Times Square Girls
NEW YORK (CBSNewYork) — Mayor Bill de Blasio says the city is preparing to do something about topless and painted women who pose for pictures in Times Square and solicit tips. As CBS2’s Tony Aiello reported, the decision came after complaints from tourists, and concerns from people who rely on tourist dollars. “It’s wrong, it’s wrong. It’s just — look I, as a progressive who believes in civil liberties and believes in our First Amendment, I understand the legal challenge here. But I don’t think that’s the end of the discussion,” de Blasio said. The women call themselves “desnudas,” Spanish for “naked,” and pose for photos in exchange for tips. “The paint is on, but they’re still bare,” one mother from Canada said as she scanned photos to delete ones photobombed by the naked women. And now, the front page of a newspaper shows two police officers posing with the women, CBS2’s Dave Carlin reported. “Police probably shouldn’t be taking pictures with them because they should be setting an example,” Mark Nesbitt of London said. CBS2 demanded answers from NYPD Chief of Department James O’Neill who said the department is investigating and disciplinary action is possible. As 1010 WINS’ Juliet Papa reported, the mayor is planning what he described as an aggressive crackdown. “This situation is going to change. This is what I’ll guarantee you, I’m not going to tolerate it,” said de Blasio. “I’m not satisfied that we have used every tool in our arsenal yet.”
Its incredible. It actually is. Its like he’s trying to be the least liked mayor in the history of New York City. So far he’s protected the homeless, endangered the police, and now he’s cracking down on titties. If I didnt know any better I’d honestly think he’s trying to sabotage his own term. Just doing everything he can to piss everyone off.
Now, dont get me wrong, I dont wanna side with the Times Square skells. You know me. More than anyone else, I hate the scumbags in Times Square pandering for money. These Spanish chicks are kinda gross. They’re like the strippers at Sue’s Rendezvous who you look at and you’re like “Ehhhh. I guess so? I guess I’ll do a dance?” But they are there, putting their titties out there for money, and I am not going to oppose that. you know why? Because people like tits. And I want people to like me. So ipso facto, I’m Team Titty. Team Desnudas.
Meanwhile De Blasio is out there just openly campaigning against boobs. Whats next, Mr. Mayor? Banning puppies from NYC? Banning booze? Lets just get rid of all fun.
Unless you’re homeless, of course. If you’re homeless you can get naked and do whatever the fuck you want. Right Billy?