Jim Irsay Is Telling Ya, He IS NOT Trading Jonathan Taylor, Not Now, And Not In October!

This shit is so fucking funny to me how it's playing out in the media tonight. Let's break it down:

1) Jonathan Taylor is a running back for the Colts who wants more money.

2) Jim Irsay invites him into his drug bus for a talk.

3) Jim Irsay tells Jonathan Taylor he won't give him anymore money.

4) Jim Irsay tells him nobody cares if he lives or dies.

5) Jonathan Taylor demands a trade.

6) Jim Irsay says he will not be trading Jonathan Taylor, no matter what, even if there's a fire.

Jonathan Taylor must have smoke coming out of his ears right now. What is he supposed to do? Hold out? Call the bluff? Demand a trade even harder? Irsay has plummeted his own player's trade value, and Taylor obviously doesn't want to tuck his tail and play again for the Colts. It's a hilarious situation when you realize Irsay truly does not give a fuck and Jonathan Taylor has zero options. 

And let's say Taylor does return to the Colts- can he be trusted to give them 100% after the owner just motherfucked him to the moon? What a ridiculous situation that I am very, very here for. I can't wait to see what will happen next.