Guy Walks Out of a Coffee Shop With An Absolute PIPE That You Gotta See

Goodness gracious alive. Never in my wildest dreams would I expect to see a hammer like that walking out on a casual Monday morning in July. Now, we've all heard the grey sweatpants myth where the ladies get all hot and bothered over some dude wearing those bad boys. They all gawk and shit at the cock. Personally, I find that behaviour disgusting. This guy is trying to workout and get a little coffee. He cant even do that without the whole internet talkin about his dong and how it looks like it's being choked out by his yoga pants. He doesn't deserve that and I can promise you, no one wants their penis talked about especially that's it's fucking huge. Imagine that? The internet going wild over your penis? That would be terrible. Luckily, that's never happened to me.