Congrats To All Of The Dodgers On The Sex

Soooo basically every Dodgers player has been on the paternity list in the last few days, Mookie Betts just got back, Evan Phillips, Brusdar Graterol and Max Muncy are all on it currently. So the conclusion I can draw here is the Dodgers fuckkk. 

Something must have been in the water in LA in late July - early August because these guys were getting AFTER it. This is like 4 of their best players all making babies at the same time. Now the All Star game was in......LA last year. The All Star game was on July 19th. So we could have a bunch of All Star break babies on our hands here! Looking at their schedule from last July it appears that the Dodgers only had 7 games that were not in the state of California. That is a lot of time at home with the lady friend. Hopefully all mamas and babies are safe and healthy, but it's just a wild coincidence that 4 of the Dodgers best players are all popping out little ones right around the same time. Congrats on all the sex, you guys. I can't wait for the Blue Jays to draft all their kids in like 17 years.