Will Levis Deserves To Tumble Down Draft Boards And Maybe Go Undrafted After Seeing His Coffee "Creamer"

Look, I dont have a problem with eating the banana peel. I think it's a try-hard move like "Oh yeah. I love bananas and eating the peel. Sure dude. I used to eat lemons with the rind still on the slice. I didn't do it because I enjoyed the taste; I did it because my pals would be like "that's gross dude lol. You're absolutely a wild card. EVERYONE COME LOOK HOW INSANE CHAPS IS! HE'S EATING ENTIRE LEMONS." The truth of the matter is that I didn't like them shits and either does Will. I can get behind a little banana goofin as long as you don't put that shit in your eyes. If you do, you'll be in a world of hurt and might even need an operation.

Bananas? Fine. Mayo in coffee? An abomination to the Lord. 

Mayonnaise is a disgusting condiment made from oil, egg yolk, vinegar or lemon juice, and seasonings. Whether or not someone finds mayo disgusting is subjective and varies from person to person. Some people enjoy the taste and texture of mayo and use it frequently as a condiment, while others may not like the taste or texture and prefer to use other condiments instead. Ultimately, it comes down to personal preference but that's on a sandwich or in a casserole even but coffee? Come on, Will. Enough is enough. 

No one like a glass of coffee more than me except for maybe Big Cat. After all, he did hand-select his beans and roasting style. I just drink Stella Blue, I didnt make it like Dan. He's a bigger coffee head than I am but Will is not. 

I don't think you can draft Will Levis in the 1st Round after seeing this. You expect WRs, CBs, and DEs to be very cocky and look-at-me type players. You cant have that at the QB position. This is "look at me" behavior to the highest degree and that simply cannot be the type of player leading your team for the next decade. 

It's as simple as that. Get creamer, milk, butter, but mayo? No. Absolutely not. 

Unless it's secretly delicious. If it's delicious and I don't know, Im willing to recant. Sadly, Ill never try it so that take stands. 

Will Levis is gross.