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Newscaster Either Kills It Or Bombs With An Uranus Joke He's Been Saving Since The Stone Ages

And I said kills it or bombs cause I guess it depends on the level of Dad humor in you at this particular moment. Right now I like this guy, but by noon I may be in a shit mood and wish the worst on his and his family, but right now good for him. The best part is his face anticipating the action. The dude thought of that joke a second into the bit and couldn’t wait to let it fly only to see it die on the newsroom floor. Can’t hate the effort.

Settle down, sweetcheeks. You’ve heard worse.