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Niles Paul's Ankle Should Not Twist That Way

And just like that, out for the year. I love me some Niles Paul. Backup TE and special teams superstar who was starting tonight because Jordan Reed refuses to stay healthy. A gust of wind and he’s out 2 weeks with a groin. So Niles Paul who had 39 catches for over 500 yards last season was ready to step in and have a big year andddddd he’s dead. Fucking sucks. And who is to blame? Chris Cooley.

Over the last couple weeks there have been tons of not-no-subtle whispers from Cooley that he wants to play again. Then there was the rumor that it was a rumor being spread to try and get him a raise at his radio station. And then who just so happens to be running routes on the fucking field before the game? You guessed it, Chris Cooley.

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Did Chris Cooley break Niles Paul’s leg? Not saying he did, but I can’t say that he didn’t. Savvy move from Cooley I suppose, but I would still prefer Paul in there.