I've Never Been Triggered By Anything More Than I Am By This Rangers Fan In A Kane Jersey
I fucking hate this guy with every ounce of my being. I've been avoiding blogging this, but this clip has been sent to me no less than three dozen times across a myriad of platforms including texts from people who root for the Rangers whom I used to consider friends.
THIS is why I didn't want Kane to go to the Rangers. There's going to be an army of these assholes claiming Kane as theirs. Fucking greaseballs from Queens who can't wait to root for Kane on the Rain-juzz. Two weeks ago this guy was learning how to spell and pronounce "Tarasenko" so he could call into WFAN and say that Kane was washed up and Tarasenko was beetah. Now he has a knock off reebok Kane jersey so his kid will think he's funny when picks up at his mother's house. It makes me sick that this asshole will swap out a Kane jersey for an unbuttoned 99 Aaron Judge jersey as soon as the weather turns. The long sleeves on the 88 Patrick Kane sweater covers up his gold chain and his NY Yankee logo tattoo. He is straight out of central casting for New Yorkers. He reminds me of that actor Louis Lombardi who always plays that gross new yorker.
David Silpa. Shutterstock Images.It might actually be him. That's how identical those guys are.
This guy will be on my TV screen all playoffs long and kids from Greenwich, CT will be in my mentions. It's honestly the worst of everything.
And…I've put a future on the Rangers to win the Cup. On paper, assuming the Kane thing goes through, they're basically a lock for the Eastern Conference Final. The Devils are too young. The Canes are very good, but they can never seem to get over the hump in the playoffs and I'll always take Igor over Freddie in a playoff series. Kane AND Panarin are going to have monster, iconic, playoff moments that'll be remembered forever by Mr Gabagool in that video above forever. It makes me sick. It ain't right.
There will be an updated version of this video for the first time in 7 years. Disgusting