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Nigerian Dude Granted Divorce Because His Wife Didnt Cook Dinner On Time


Lagos (AFP)A Nigerian court granted a 57-year-old man a divorce after hearing that his wife often brought his meals to him too late in the evening, local media reported on Thursday. A court in Lagos heard that Olufade Adekoya was at the end of his tether after Olusola, his spouse of 25 years, refused to serve him when he demanded, the Vanguard national daily said. “My wife had failed in her matrimonial obligations. She does not prepare my food on time and I have warned her several times, but she would not listen to me,” he was quoted as saying. “There is no point in harbouring a wife that makes me hungry. I am totally fed up,” Adekoya told the hearing, for which the paper gave no date. His wife denied the alleged dereliction, accusing her husband of plotting to take another wife. But court president Olu Adebiyi reportedly dissolved the unhappy union, concluding: “The court had tried several times to reconcile their differences, but all efforts proved abortive.”

Dinner time is an important time. And there’s nothing worse than a late dinner. Out of all the things I hate about New York City, its the assholes who have like 10pm dinner reservations. That drives me fucking nuts. My friends are like “I was able to get a 930!” FOH with that. Ideal dinner time is between 7 and 8pm. I myself am an early bird special. I can rock out with a 6pm reservation. If I’m by myself I’ll order food at like 4 fucking 30. I’m hungry. I want to eat. I’m not waiting until some predetermined time.

So I’m happy that Nigeria understands the importance of reasonable dinner times. There is literally no reason to be married to a chick who makes you hungry. Like hey wife, FIGURE IT OUT. Start cooking earlier. Hes hungry. Dinner needs to be earlier. Make an adjustment. No? You dont wont to? Now you’re divorced. Have fun with that. You’re a Nigerian Divorcee. Probably the least desirable woman alive. All because you wouldnt whip up some dinner on time. Well done. Have fun dying alone in Nigeria. That sounds fun.