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Can't Wait For The Video Of When This Croc Rider Gets His Face Chewed Off

Yup. It’s only a matter of time before Crocodile Hardoee here is in the belly of that beast, and I for one am looking forward to the LiveLeak vid. Like the goat they fed the T-Rex in Jurassic Park, those chickens will only satisfy that primitive mind for so long. Once it gets the taste of man then there will be no looking back. Not to mention that thing is straight out of one of those SyFy flicks that makes up mega animals for useless entertainment. That animal should be starting in Sharktopus vs. The Croczilla. That fucker should’ve never left the Cretaceous period. And riding a dinosaur like a Goddamn cowboy straight into the water isn’t a good way to keep your life insurance.