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Beer Truck Tipped Over After The Driver Was Distracted By a Cute Puppy

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Fox Detroit - Silver and blue cans flooded the interstate after a Bud Light beer truck overturned Tuesday morning, Fox 13 News reported Tuesday. It happened on Interstate 75 in Florida Tuesday. The Florida Highway Patrol says the driver of the truck got distracted by his dog and lost control of the truck, causing it to overturn. o injuries were reported. The inside lane was blocked immediately after the crash, but troopers have since said both lanes are open.

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Look at that lil guy! So cute! Props to the writer of the article to include the words “cute puppy” in the headline. That’s why you go to journalism school- to learn if you put the period inside or outside of the quotation marks, and to learn how to include the words “cute puppy” in every headline possible. “Cute puppy”=clicks. Makes me unreasonably happy that the truck driver is delivering beer across the country with lil Scrappy riding shotgun. He was probably being so freaking adorable that he just lost control of the 18 wheeler and sent Bud Light flowing down the highway. Hey, it happens. And it’s really not that big of a deal. Who hasn’t been distracted while at work? I look out my window and see a bird fly by and I’m distracted for a good 5 minutes. Can’t imagine how little I’d get done if I had a pup riding shotgun with me.

PS: If Bud Light was smart they’d make this into their new advertising campaign. Everyone loves a big fat black guy with a small little lapdog. And it’s Detroit, so you know those beers were cleaned up by homeless folk in under an hour. A feel good story all around.