The Commanders Are The Worst Coached Team I've Ever Seen And It Might Be Time For Ol' Riverboat Ron To Sail Into The Sunset

(Now 24/38, 63% of games)

Frankly put, I'm sick of this shit. We are a bad franchise, a bad team, a terribly coached group of guys who are embarrassing to watch play football week in and week out. And while it starts at the top with Dan Snyder, Ron Rivera hasn't exactly been anything to write home about. In fact, he's been downright awful. Every week he makes head coaching blunders that even a 13 year old wouldn't make after 3 games of Madden. He doesn't know when to call timeouts, he doesn't know when to challenge plays, and shit, last week he was literally too slow to get the challenge flag out of his pocket. That should have been a bigger deal- it was the most obvious challengable play in NFL history, and ol' Ron was just twiddling his thumbs on the sideline and couldn't even throw the red flag before the Eagles snapped the ball. It's so wildly unacceptable, but that is now the standard in Washington.

Yesterday Ron put on a masterclass of how to mismanage the clock and timeouts, and it bit him in the ass. It's not just him though- the playcalling at the end of the game was abysmal, and Jack Del Rio is still a pretty trash defensive coordinator. 

All in all, this is just a bad coaching staff. And the players take after Ron. Gutless. Heartless. Boring. Lackadaisical. 

And all Ron does is repeat the same stupid "coach speak" over and over again. About how "there's plenty of football left" and "it takes time to turn a team around" and all that other nonsense. Well Ron, this is year 3 and we are regressing. You were given the keys and told build a team- these are your guys, your roster, your coaching staff. And none of it works. None of it. 

The Eagles are now 5-0. The Cowboys are winning with a backup QB. The Giants are 4-1 and they have Daniel fucking Jones. So Ron Rivera can spare me all his cliche coach speak nonsense. He is a bad coach and he built a subpar roster. No more passing the buck- This is on him. 

This Thursday our dreadful Commanders play the dreadful Bears in primetime. I'm bracing for what could be the worst loss of my lifetime. I will not be shocked if we make Justin Fields look like Joe Montana. I already want to die thinking about it. Fuck Dan Snyder forever.