This Home Run Into McCovey Cove Has One Of The Greatest Twist Endings In Moving Motion Picture History

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One more inch...one more inchhhhh!

And then out of nowhere……

MOTHERFUCKIN' DAVE!!!!!!!!!!

Like god damn Batman, Dave swooped in there at the speed of light and scooped that ball up right in their faces. I popped for Dave like it was Stone Cold Steve Austin walking down to the ring after the glass shattered. I could not be more Team Dave if I tried. I need his entire life story ASAP.

And by the way, that's when I like to believe the video ends. Don't need to watch the last 5 seconds. I'd like to believe he really is Batman and he just kept on going, kayaking into the sunset. But if you did watch it, Dave tossed them back the ball. But it doesn't really matter. Dave already won. Them accepting the ball is just him cucking them even more. It's Dave's world and we're just living in it.