Russell Wilson Is Being Obliterated For Being Annoying As Hell On The Broncos Sideline

Look, I never played football at a high level. Sure I was 3 time Howard County offensive player of the year, but I chose to focus on becoming a professional blogger after high school instead of chasing the NFL dream. Like yeah, I could have been a preferred walk-on at Maryland, ended up being in a viral "you got a scholarship" video after sophomore year, climbed the depth chart due to injuries and transfers, caught a touchdown in the Pinstripe Bowl, and gotten drafted 7th round by the Saints, but I chose a life of Guess That Ass and MFK instead. And when I see that above video, I'm confident I made the right decision.

I'm not saying playing in the NFL would have sucked. Maybe I would have caught on with the Saints, maybe I would have bounced practice squad to practice squad, city to city, impregnating women from sea to shining sea. Not all of them would be confident I was the baby daddy, but I'd surely end my NFL career with 81 catches, 7 TDs, and 6 children with 5 women in 4 states, good for $300,000 a month in child support, 2 divorces, and 1 declaration of bankruptcy when it's over.

So just imagine being on the sideline trying to earn your paycheck and you have goofy ass Russell Wilson doing things you haven't heard since Pop Warner? No fucking thank you. Like yeah, we shouted that stuff in 8th grade when Jarius Jackson was running all over us and had the best play action this side of Patrick Mahomes, but that's about where it ended.

And now the internet is being funny about it:

And so on and so forth. 

Glad I made the right decision. Barstool Sports, let's ride.