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News Anchor Goes Ballistic Over His Show Doing Yet Another Segment On The Kardashians

I feel you brotha. I feel you. Sometimes the powers that be choose a topic for your daily show that you just cannot take any more. You reach the point where you actually loathe your own show because you’d rather jump out the window than talk about it again. And then even after you expect it to stop after like 2 weeks, you turn around 6 months later and the producers of the show are still running the same topic over and over literally every single day. Only difference here is the Kardashian’s always put asses in the seats and get ratings where as in my case I literally had the audience begging to change the topic as well and management still continued to trot the same content out there. What can you do man? Nothing. Thats what. You gotta just sit there listening to some chick talking about the Kardashian pets and I gotta sit there listening to ramblings of a mad man who cant pronounce names and thinks people in Spain speak French. These are the careers we’ve chosen.

As for this Kylie Jenner bunny rabbit, thats pretty fuckin weird babe. Naming your rabbit after your father’s old transgender personality – thats some next level fucked up. I mean this chick is so fucked in the head now her Daddy Issues have actually manifested itself in the form of a bunny rabbit. Ordinarily Daddy Issues are just internal characteristics but in the case of Kylie Jenner this rabbit has personified all her fucked up emotional problems. Most people can just push their issues to the back of their mind but in Kylie Jenner’s case it sprouted a full, living, breathing bunny. She may have even birthed that thing for all I know. Take a sex tape super star half sister, a pimp for a mother, a rapper for a boyfriend, a transgender dad, another sister who is the same age and way hotter and more successful than you, and if you believe the tabloids your other sisters husband may have had sex with you when you were underage, smush those all together and –  Abracadabra! – a fucking bunny rabbit appears. Should have named that rabbit “Therapy Bills” instead of Bruce.