Heroic Car Drives Through Wall Of Asshole Scum Of The Earth Protesters Blocking The Highway In St. Louis

Well looks like we're doing this shit again. Asshole piece of shit protesters without jobs making life living hell for people who just want to get home from work and crack open a beer and watch Jeopardy

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I mean really, look at this bullshit. My blood is boiling just thinking about it. Dickheads blocking both sides of the highway, stopping innocent commuters from getting anywhere. People with lives and jobs and loved ones. We've talked about it before but it makes me so fucking angry every single time

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And of course there's always the stupid white hippies with tank tops and backpacks just there because it's the hipster thing to do.

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Just run them over. You don't have to go full speed, though nobody would care if they did, but just start inching up. It's a win-win. You either kill them?or they move aside and the cars drive freely. Preferably the former.

UPDATE: Look at this sweet view of the driving?doing exactly what he should do. #TeamCar all the way. Fuck those people for even trying to stop him from getting home. We need to find this person and give him a medal. Or if it's a woman put her on the 10 dollar bill.