Apparently Having Sex With Robots Is Going To Be All The Rage In 50 Years

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Independent – An expert on the psychology of sex has claimed that not only does she expect having sex with robots to be socially acceptable by 2070, but it may be more popular than intercourse with other humans.

“We tend to think about issues such as virtual reality and robotic sex within the context of current norms,” she told The Mirror. “But if we think back to the social norms about sex that existed just 100 years ago, it is obvious that they have changed rapidly and radically.”

Given that robots could theoretically be programmed to be ‘down for whatever’ and perform an infinite number of positions and experiences, it is very conceivable that sex with robots will become the most popular kind of sex.

Well I guess it’s time to start buying some stock in robo-sex toys. Honestly, I think the biggest winner here are chicks and gay dudes. When I think about my performance in the sack and then compare it to whatever the hell a robot can be programmed to do, I’m going to be even worse than useless come 2070. Well that mixed in with the fact that I could be dead in 50 years but you get what I’m saying. This will be like the ol’ “once you go black, you never go back” except multiplied by a hundred. The moment a chick gets plowed out by some robot hunk with a monster dong and an A1 stroke game, then that’s about all she wrote for me. Can’t imagine a couple minutes of being under what appears to be a flounder out of water having a seizure is going to seem very appealing to any girl after that.

Now would sex with robots be sweet for dudes too? Obviously. You get to get yours and then not deal with all the bullshit and that comes along after banging a girl. It’s like hiring a hooker that won’t give you an STD. There’s never any chance of getting the thing pregnant and you never have to meet it’s parents. You can program it to do whatever you want it to do and there’s no judgment. But even so, I’d still feel like I was disappointing the robot even though it’s not even capable of feeling anything. I don’t know. I guess all I’m saying is that for once in my life, I’m glad we’re not in the future. It’s already tough enough when I have to compete for girls against guys who are way taller and more handsome than I am. Once you throw robots into the mix, it’s game over. But I guess this gives all of us a valid excuse to purchase the vibrating robot ass from Pornhub now. If banging robots is going to be the “in” thing to do in 50 years, might as well hop in ahead of the trend now.