I Fucking Despise Ben Mintz For Haunting My Entire Life The Last Two Years

Spoilers ahead. This is your warning

Everything I said in that clip is true. Ben Mintz, the King of the South, has ruined my life for a couple years now. I never thought I'd have a spot in my heart for an ounce of hatred for Mintzy. But the heart wants the heart wants and that's hate. I should have known. I should have saw this coming. Shit, Mintzy popped on the radar thanks to ... yep, Ole Miss beating UK on a missed XP: 

That's when jolly old Mintzy came strolling into my world. Ever since then there's been some sort of voodoo that he brought to me. I shouldn't like Mintz out of this alone, but he's just Mintz. It's impossible to dislike the dude. Always in for a good time, loves to talk sports and an SEC guy. But now he's cost me two wins in The Dozen Tournament, including a championship. I can't blame Coley (my boss/really tall) or Robbie (UFC/wrestling guy, would fight me and likes to flex). So I blame Mintz. 

And now I realized I was destined to despise him. It was never him vs Brandon Walker. It was always right in front of me. Just took a couple of terrible losses to realize it. Then it took this interview to take it over the top: 

Telling me to hit the showers. Robbie behind him chiming in. That's just making it even worse. This is when I truly realized Mintz can't be defeated. Dave calls him king for a reason. Shit even Viva La Stool is memeing me to death

I don't know man. I'm speechless at this point. We got our ass kicked. I should have double sipped the My New Haircut answer. I shouldn't have blanked on Ike Diogu. Maybe I shouldn't have traded myself. Maybe I'll trade myself again. I currently feel like a cross of Draymond in the parking lot and Kevin Durant in the hallway with Kyrie. I'm not scared to trade myself again. 

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