British Parliament Launches Investigation Into Law Maker For Watching BBW And Big Swinging Naturals Porn During Session

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LONDON, April 27 (Reuters) - British Prime Minister Boris Johnson's Conservative Party is looking into reports that a lawmaker watched pornography on his phone in the House of Commons debating chamber, PA Media reported on Wednesday.

Two British newspapers reported earlier that a male Conservative member of parliament was seen by colleagues watching pornography in parliament.

PA Media said Conservative Chief Whip Chris Heaton-Harris, who is responsible for enforcing party discipline, was investigating the reports, citing a statement from his office.

The political witch hunts are simply too much right now. You cannot do anything without someone looking over your fucking shoulder. Whatever happened to privacy? Whatever happened to minding your own fucking business? With each and every passing day, the layers of privacy that we should all enjoy are being eroded faster than the shorelines of California. If a person cant pull out his or her personal cell phone, rely on the recommended videos sections which could honestly use a refresh, and end up improving their moods through the joy of sexual gratification, what is freedom even about? 

Now, if the lawmaker decided to introduce "Family Friend Needs Money For Student Loans" into a formal exhibit, their choice of porn titles could rightly be under debate.  But, if you are simply marking some videos as favorites for later usage on your personal time, we must reclaim our time and move on to serious debate that can move the country forward. The British parliament has much on its plate. Between the sanctions on Russia, global gas prices, and supply chain issues, the topic of porn goofin on public time needs to be paused for now. 

After all, this is a time in history when a little post-nut clarity could do the entire world some good. Difficult tasks call for clarity of mind… AND body. It's really as simple as that. Porn watching should be considered Free Speech. Maybe Elon Musk will buy porn hub next. 

PS: Just assuming it was BBW stuff. What else could it possibly be?