I’m gasping for air over here! Every so often, a girl on Instagram comes along that is so far ahead of the others. Any slut can take a selfie, but this Jessi Marie girl has done changed the game. Her hand placements, the way she gets every important part of her body in one picture while still abiding by Instagram’s ridiculous rules, it’s truly inspirational. Perfect camera angles. She should be teaching upper level courses on this. If she was being drafted, she’s an 80 on the 20-80 scouting scale. A 5 tool player. If she asked you to eat her butt you’d do it in front of your grandmother on top of your grandfather’s grave.