University of Minnesota AD Forced To Step Down For Getting Black Out And Sexting University Employees...But The Sexts Are A++
MINNEAPOLIS – The University of Minnesota athletics director has resigned. Norwood Teague announced he’s leaving his post on Friday, amid two sexual harassment incidents.
In a statement to KARE 11’s Jana Shortal, Teague said he had too much to drink and sent inappropriate text messages. Shortal said Teague was visibly shaken while he read his statement.
“After careful and painful consideration, I’ve decided to leave the University of Minnesota,” he said. “At a recent University event, I had entirely too much to drink. I behaved badly towards nice people and sent truly inappropriate texts.”
“I apologize to everyone involved. This neither reflects my true character or true character of this great, great university.”
Teague said the incident happened about two weeks ago. He said he will be seeking help for his alcohol use and “reevaluating my life and career.”
In a letter to university employees, Kaler said Teague’s resignation follows the report of two recent incidents of sexual harassment of two non-student university employees.
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Look I don’t want to kick this guy while he’s down, he got black out and sent some super aggressive sexts, he fucked up, we’ve all been there. But the fact of the matter is simple – these sexts are hilarious.
Semi touch?
Tongue touch on clit?
Flat and mega tongue on clit?
Big tongue roll on clit?
…Ok no clit.
I dunno, I’m not exactly sure what flat tongue and mega tongue and big tongue is in regards to its activity in and around the clitoris, but I do know it sounds pleasurable as fuck. Seems to me this girl missed out on a good time with a very generous gentleman. Guess she decided to make a hard pass on sexual gratification and head straight for the public shaming and embarrassment. Her call.
Poor Norwood.
PS – Trying to Face-Time after having 20 straight texts about what you want to specifically do to someone’s clit go unanswered is such a savage move you have to respect it.