Everyone And Their Mother Needs To Sign This Petition To Get Pope Francis To Bless Sam Bradford's Knees

Sign The Petition Here

So it’s come to this. Surely it’s the least the Pope can do for essentially dropping a Dirty Bomb on the city of Philadelphia. I’m no holy man, but I’m firmly on board with this borderline blasphemous move. We’ll take whatever we can get. Have the Pope baptize him in the Lourdes’ Fountain with some Tom Cruise voodoo magic for all I care. Anything to keep this man’s knees from imploding on a simple 3-step dropback. The only bad thing about this is by the time late September rolls around Bradford may be two ACL’s deep. Hopefully it won’t be too little too late.

PS – Not sure where my mother comes into all of this but I’m sure she approves.