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I am Simulating Hunting The Liverking In New York City

If you haven't seen my blog saga on Liverking this one is as Primal as it gets. 

Liverking has recently traveled to NYC and, as he would have wanted, being the Primal that conducts simulated hunts, I am currently (simulating) hunting him throughout the streets of New York City.

The thing is once Liverking found out he was being hunted he decided to hire security. I think it's pretty bullshit that a Primal Caveman would need security. If you are going to conduct simulated hunts in New York City you must expect to be simulated hunted. This is Wild Bill's Jungle, if you are coming on my turf, Primal, then you can't expect to be the top predator in the area. 

Body guards are cheating, I don't think cavemen truly had bodyguards when conducting their hunts. So how am I supposed to conduct a simulated hunt when I would get thwarted by bodyguards the second I pounced on my simulated prey. That's when I decided, Primals may have not domesticated dogs yet, but if he was going to have bodyguards, bringing a domesticated animal with me on my hunts is fair. It's more primal than bodyguards.

Two days of simulated hunting the Liverking through the city streets were fruitless. The Liverking was smart, he never posted where he was at the time of posting. He was always 3 steps ahead posting videos from other times of the week. For such a great simulated hunter, he was even better at being simulated prey. 

Adapting to his environment to use the subway to escape me was smart. Dogs aren't allowed on the subway. 

That's when I decided the best way to simulate hunt Liverking was actually to simulated trap him. 

Bone Marrow and Liver. That's his favorite. This should work. The simulated hunt may be coming to an end. I haven't eaten in three days in practice of simulating unsuccessful hunts.If you have unsuccessful hunts you don't eat. The hungrier you get the better you get at hunting. Stay safe, Primals. Liverking… I am simulating coming for you. 

Nose to tail, Liverking, just like I told you. I am going to simulate eating you nose to tail.

-Wild Bill out.