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BREAKING NEWS: Chief Took His Shoes And Socks Off On The Train

Jail time. Jail time is the minimal sentence he should receive. The death penalty is preferred, but if he gets life in prison I'd grow to accept that. Of course he's trying to deny it but we've seen this before with him:

How can he deny this though? I mean look at this picture...

That's the same guy. You guys give me shit for being a scumbag deviant with raccoon taste, but you got the wrong guy. You're looking for Chief. You ain't looking for me. I'm the one with class and sophistication. I mean the guy wears the same pair of All Birds for EVERYTHING he does.

Like hunting

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And working 

And golfing

And I've seen him play basketball, attempt ballet, and do everything else in those same shoes. They stink. I'm sure All Birds are great, but Chief's All Birds are disgusting.

Grotesque, abhorrent behavior from Chief. Everybody rip on him!!!

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