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Watching Joe Burrow Leave The Stadium After Losing The Super Bowl Is Some Depressing Shit

See? This is exactly what I was talking about before the game started. When Joe Burrow arrives dressed like an Arctic tiger with the signature shades on and his suit buttoned up, he looks like the baddest man on the planet. Fanbases and defenses shiver at the mere thought of Joe Burrow arriving looking cool as fuck.

HOWEVAH, this is the other side of the coin if Burrow loses the game. Instead of being interviewed after the game with his jersey on and another freshly lit stogie in his mouth, he looks like Gob Bluth after some sort of hijinks went awry. Seeing Joe Burrow like that just feels wrong though, like when you see your dad cry. Here's a picture of Large blubbering like a baby as an example of that.

The worst part about it is that it's not even Joe Burrow's fault. There is not a chance in hell Burrow would have Eli Apple one on one with Cooper Kupp at any point with the Super Bowl on the line and no less than 3 Bengals should have been accounting for Aaron Donald on that final play. Instead, he has to wear that outfit for the bus ride home and this loss until his next chance to take home a ring while Rams fan(s) get to wear these shirts that are only available for a limited time (sweet merch transition Clem!).

This made my soul throw up when I saw it and Big Cat should be thrown in jail for coming up with it

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