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I'd 100% "Get Nude with a Dude" for Concert Tickets

Old school radio contests didn't fuck around. Before people began dying from chugging water until they drowned, radio hosts used to have people volunteer to embarrass themselves just for the chance of winning $60 nosebleed tickets to their favorite rock band. On KFC Radio, Josh Potter recalled the "Nude with a Dude" contest. For this contest, two guys would strip naked and climb into a sleeping bag, last man standing would win the tickets to a Motley Crue show. 

Am I the only one that thinks this would be an easy contest? I'm pretty sure I've never spooned naked with a guy (can never be 100%, there's some fuzzy nights in there) but it can't be that bad. I'm not gonna sweet talk him when I'm little spoon but I feel like this is just a waiting game. Josh mentions in the first contest the guy who won had started masturbating. My question is did the other guy not try tickling him to counteract it? Try pulling pud while I've got a lock under your armpits. This will probably lead to a fist fight which best case scenario. I'm putting up zero defense. If I get knocked unconscious, I win the tickets by default. Only way they're gettin my limp body out of the sleeping bag is with a team of security. 

Now that said, I'd never do this for Motley Crue tickets. If I'm getting knocked unconscious with my bird out it's gonna be for someone in their prime. I'm not gonna be in the audience with a concussion wondering who's in more pain: me or Mick Mars?(It's Mick). Now, you make those Harry Styles front row tickets and you got yourself a deal. I'm gonna bring the sleeping bag with and see if he wants to hop in for an encore.

Josh Potter's one of the best in the biz. Check out the full KFC Radio interview with him here: