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Gritty Strictly Snipes Top Titty

Say what you want about Gritty. Personally I think he's a scumbag who only cares about himself and couldn't give less of a shit about the Flyers. This organization has been dogshit ever since he was brought into the world and it's obvious that ownership cares more about Gritty than they do about the one-ice product. I mean this prick will be out making game all about himself running around the arena fucking with fans in the middle of the 3rd period of a tied game. He's an asshole through and through. 

With all that being said...

Well you just can't say that he doesn't snipe top titty. You can hate Gritty all you want, but you can't be a liar. Not on my watch. You have to be a truth teller. And the truth of the matter here is that Gritty can snipe. Spartacat hits him with a Zegras-esque pass over the net, Gritty steps up and rips a clapper into the elevator and sends it straight to the top floor. No other stops necessary. 

Other than Giroux, I can't think of anybody on the Flyers roster who can hit that same shot. Which means it's only a matter of time before Gritty is the purest goal scorer within the Flyers organization once they trade Giroux away. You're doing great, Comcast. 

@JordieBarstool