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Rogue Chicken Captured At Pentagon Believed To Be Foreign Clandestine Operative

On it's face, it seems that no one actually believes that this chicken was placed at the Pentagon for nefarious purposes. But, like an icy road that creates hazardous conditions, I'd urge you to pump the brakes to avoid locking up the tires and skidding off the intellectual road to your eventual death. If there's one thing I've learned over the years of reading various books about Navy Seals killing people, it's that there is no such thing as an accidental chicken. FURTHERMORE, there are a litany of other animals that have historically conducted counter intel. We outlined why this chicken is dangerous and the other animals that have been used as well. (spoiler alert: ferrets)