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Trump Hasn't Practiced One Second For Tonight's Debate

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Look man we’ve done a lot of tongue-in-cheek stuff about Trump on this blog, but I’m starting to really come around on this guy. This is what I want in a politician. I don’t need the polished, rehearsed, bullshit version of someone. I want to see you in the raw. You know who studies for shit? Cowards. Idiots. People with no confidence in themselves who need to practice being a different person in order to impress people. You think we rehearse Rundowns, like a bunch of pussies? Hell no, you get us uncut. Debates are like the SATs, they should just be thrown out. I don’t care how you do when you have weeks to prepare and study, I want to see you think on your toes and maybe call someone a buffoon. That’s what I want out of my president: an honest, confident guy who’s not afraid to speak his mind and say Mexico is a nation of rapists.

 

 

 

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