This Is The Absolutely Greatest Way To Be Eliminated From A Reality Dating Show, Ever

 

I was not lying in that title. Not even a little bit. "The Love Trap" is probably a very bad, cringey to watch reality television show. But you cannot say that ending wasn't a top 1 ending to a show you have ever seen. That's how they eliminated people in Squid Game, and now that's how we are eliminating folks on trashy dating shows. I love it. I feel like even the dude had no idea what was about to happen when he sent that chick plunging to her death

 

 

Like, are her femurs okay? Or did she come out of there looking like Alex Smith? To be honest, I don't even want to know. I don't want to know there was a big foam pit underneath the stage, like what BMX riders use to practice tricks into. For all I know, she is still plummeting into the depths of Hell. 

And most importantly, I feel like once you get eliminated that way from a game show, you have to completely disappear. Keep kayfabe strong. You can never be seen or heard from again. In this weird dystopia we are living in, that can't be more than 5 years away.