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Let’s Play A Game: What Does This Pup Puke Up At The Vet?

Welp. Didn’t expect that. This is exactly why I’m such an advocate for cleaning your dildos, folks. You forget to clean your dildo once and the next thing you know, it’s getting puked up by your puppy and going viral on the internet. I assure you, that is not where you wanna be when Jesus comes back. Additionally, I’m not sure you wanna be dildo deep in your own coochie or Butthole when Jesus comes back either but that’s another conversation for another time. Until then, I’d suggest you stick to finger blasting yourself.