OU Is The Fucking Worst... Unfortunately, Not At Football

Fun Facts about The Red River Shootout: 

(No I’m not going to call it the Red River Rivalry bc I didn’t grow with that name and I’m a rebel without a cause.)

 #1 Texas leads the all-time series with a 62-49-5 record 

 #2 The OG Spygate happen back in 1976 when Barry Switzer spied on the Longhorns’ practice like the degenerate OU coach that he was. (Yet… the game ended in a 6-6 tie - prob should’ve done a better job spying lol.)

 #3 In 1997, Ricky Williams once put up 223 yards and two tds against OU. Why should you give a fuck about that? Not sure, just really wanted to bring up Ricky Williams to remind people he put up over 6,200 yards and 84 touchdowns as a Longhorn. My God. 

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The above was supposed to be the beginning of a blog that was supposed to be happy and filled with joy from Texas beating OU. It was meant to be an obnoxious build up to the following: 

 #4 Texas is back 

Instead, Texas just gave up complete and total control of the game, a massive lead that was as high as 21 points, and LOST to OU. And it all started with this horrid shot. 

God Almighty! Ever heard of not keeping your foot in bounds? What kind of nonsense, witchery is this!  

Of course, Next drive, Texas fumbles and OU take the first lead of the game with 7 mins left.  

Lollll honestly, why do we do this to ourselves? Why do I always believe in the liar that hope is? Sure, OU has won the last 5 of 6, but there’s no room for logic when you’re an idiot fan. 

Unless…

SIKE! Of course there’s always a chance when Xavier Worthy is in the game! How could you not believe! This is what football is all about – the ups and downs, the “I think I’m gonna puke” from both excitement and disappointment - that's what keeps us going. 

It's also what ruins days. I fucking hate this rivalry. But mainly I hate being a loser… and OU.