Lighten the Fuck Up! A Mormon and an Irishman Boarded a Plane...

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A Mormon and an Irishman boarded an international flight traveling from Dublin to New York and by chance, the two men ended up sitting next to each other. After the plane was cleared for takeoff and comfortably in the air, a young, sexy, blonde flight attendant began making her rounds and taking drink orders.

The Irishman was sitting in the aisle seat and he politely asked the flight attendant for a shot of good Irish whiskey, which she promptly went to the back of the plane to retrieve.

After she placed the whiskey in front of the Irishman, she asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let alcohol touch my lips!"

The Irishman immediately handed his whiskey back to the flight attendant and said, " Me too, I didn't know we had a choice…"

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