BREAKING NEWS: Jake Paul Has Retired From Boxing

WOW. Jake Paul has spent the last 2 years convincing the world he’s a legitimate boxer (or at least trying to) and now he’s retiring just like that?! What the fuck man! I’ve made so much money betting on your fights and now you’re just gonna call it quits?! Jake Paul was the one thing i was good at handicapping. God damnit. 

In all seriousness, this might be the fakest retirement of all time and that‘s considering I’ve been alive for all of Brett Favre and Conor McGregor’s retirements. He literally followed up this tweets with the stipulations to Tyron Woodley‘s ”I Love Jake Paul” tattoo requirements so they can box again. Shit, Tyron is already looking for the contract.

Great response by Tyron. Probably the only possible good comeback to someone chirping you about getting their name tattooed on you after you lost a bet to them by losing a n organized fist fight in front of millions. Not a chance in hell Jake Paul doesn’t box again. Just too much money to pass up on even if he was humbled last night. He has peak interest right now. There’s a lot of different fights that make sense, this rematch being one of them. Being in the Jake Paul business is absolute madness. You never know what this guy is gonna do. I’ll never doubt his marketing prowess though. Kid Is an absolute genius. Can’t wait to see what happens next. Fighting his brother Logan Paul would certainly make a lot of sense. Would be an absolute mega fight. Huge event. I think that one is inevitable but only time will tell. Two best marketers in the game right now. Looking forward to Jake’s next bout!