I May Need To Deliver Xavier Woods Some Serious Pain After WWE Summerslam

Pain delivery via Mario Kart, of course. Not in real life. Yet. But that's what Xavier gets for claiming he's the greatest MK player on this green Earth. A Whooping. Credit to Omas and Liv for holding me back. But, yes, let's keep it to the virtual, gaming stage until at least Summerslam is over. Don't want to have it escalate like it almost did in LA a few years back when I was (accidentally) a dick to Xavier in costume: 

I call Omos and his hands straight out of Greek mythology for backup:

Thanks to Xavier, Omos, and Liv for stopping by and being genuinely awesome people. Seriously. Be sure to check out WWE Summerslam tomorrow night streaming on Peacock. 

PS - Flashback Friday to the greatest WWE ad this side of a psychedelic Ultimate Warrior diatribe into space. Good gravy, Zah: