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Oscar De La Hoya Is Dating Holly Sonders

I realize that is not Oscar in the thumbnail, but I find that guy intriguing nonetheless.

And I also realize this is not BREAKING NEWS, but I was just made aware of it as I was checking on when exactly the Oscar De la Hoya vs Vitor Belfort fight is scheduled to go down.

Winds up that fight will take place on September 11th, and for some reason, that date makes a lot of sense.

Anyhoo... I did a quick search of our homepage to see if anyone blogged about this relationship recently because we have a bandolier strap filled with bloggers who are at the ready, just waiting to pillage any hot broad's social media page for borderline inappropriate pictures that coincide with moderately interesting headlines.

Which is EXACTLY what I am going to do now.

("Always open for business.")

And even though I am unfamiliar with this young woman, apparently Holly Sonders has been on Barstool Sports radar for nearly a decade... Big Cat blogged about her near the end of 2013, and then again FOUR MORE TIMES in 2014.

I wasn't around for when Big Cat was filling the internet with smut, but I like that it exists.

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Then Dave blogged about her in 2015, saying she resembled an adult actress named Madison Ivy, pictured here…

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Personally, I don't see the similarities between the two… Mainly because Madison looks like she may have run a 40-yard dash in a 30-yard gym… But maybe I need to look even deeper.  Perhaps Miss Ivy has some videos I can check out later on.

Then after Dave blogged her in 2015, Holly was picked up by a number of Barstool writers (and apparently plastic surgeons) over the next 5 years…

("Do YOU and do it unapologetically")

But the last post she was featured in on this website dropped in late 2020 when Clickbait Smits questioned her technique using an outdoor shower (which, for the record, I had ZERO problems with)

Which leads us to Modern Day, and now ME talking about her… More specifically, her recent relationship with "The Golden Boy"… Mr. Oscar De la Hoya.

Here's what I know about their relationship…

NOTHING.

Perhaps they met while she was trying to buy a car on a very hot day…

Maybe she did a terrible job serving him coffee, and they just 'hit it off'…

I know the Golden Boy enjoys chess, so they could've run into each other at one of those fancy chess tournaments where women are asked to not wear bras…

De La Hoya is also an accomplished pool player, and Holly seems eager to get better…

Or maybe Oscar was simply there when Holly was laying down nearly naked in a star-shaped wooden structure studded with light bulbs…

(I believe that's how my parents met.)

Jesus Christ… Holly has hundreds more of these nonsensical pictures on her social pages, so I could go on for days with goofy captions, but the bottom line is that she and Oscar are a couple and they make an attractive pair, I guess.

And after being pictured out on the town with Holly on a few occasions, Oscar told TMZ, "[I'm] Healthy, not drinking, no nothing, I’m just with my beautiful woman, Holly." … Maybe eating pancakes…

So as we approach the big Showdown-That-Nobody-Asked-For on 9/11, I want all the gamblers out there to keep in mind that De La Hoya will no doubt be the favorite in what I believe will somehow be a sanctioned match and NOT an exhibition… But take into consideration what the late-great Jake LaMotta said about women stealing a fighter's legs because this girl looks like she could steal a whole lot more of the Golden Boy if she puts her mind to it…

Congrats, Oscar… Take many reports.

-Large