Aaron Nola Was Back On His King Shit Before God Decided To Be A Jealous Dick

Smitty8/11/2021 1:20 PM

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Rat farts, indeed, Bishop. Kind Nola was back on his Ace shit before the rains came and ended not only his night but the Phillies 8-game winning streak. They were poking Max Scherzer around a little bit, too. Only explanation is God must've been jealous of Nola's stuff that would either blow past or snap his/her nuts clear off. Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball, after all.

Oh well. Gibson is on the bump tonight and hopefully the Phillies can win one of the next two from LA. Or maybe God can make it up to us and have the Fightins miraculously take both games and the series? Amen to that. We're talking about the Fightins here. THE FIGHTINS.

SAID.

Speaking of which, that's the great Jack Varnis III in that clip from 2010. We not only put JV3 on a tshirt - BUY HERE - but he stopped by as our first guest ever on Barstool's unsanchtioned Philly sports podcast, First Time, Long Time. We also talk about Rone coming back from marriage, Eagles camp, and of course Ben Simmons being a dick. Again.

We'll hang up and listen.