Getting Drunk Off Of Slovenian Wine Is The Only Correct Way To Celebrate A $207 Million Contract

Talk about having a damn day. Luka Doncic getting $207 million from the Mavericks, yeah, that sounds nice. I'd like to have some of that one day. But look at this crew tearing up the streets of Slovenia. 

Dirk, Cuban, Jason Kidd, Michael Finley and Luka. That's a fucking crew man. And look at that quote by Cuban. You can tell they had a night getting blasted on some Slovenian wine to celebrate the fact that they have Luka. Pretty nice player to have, even if you have that bum Kristaps bringing down the franchise. It's why I hate the Mavs - strictly a Kristaps thing. Now here's what we do know. Dirk knows how to have a good time with other players. 

That picture still makes me laugh my ass off. Dirk and Nash, just two best friends who happen to be MVP's. Now we are sending Dirk to Slovenia with his guys in Finley and Cuban and Kidd to celebrate Luka? Yeah, Dirk is climbing up the rankings of athletes you want to drink with the most. But back to the Slovenia trip. That's gotta be a hangover waiting to happen right? I'm not doubting they have good wine, but when you're celebrating $207 million you're going to drink way more than you should.